Divorced, hectic mother-of-two, Lauren is looking for sex without commitment. With the help of best friend Alex, she develops “Spreadsheet”: a database of sex options, customised to ensure her sushi train of sex rolls around with variety and order amidst the chaos of her life. What Lauren didn’t expect was a slew of needy men, which apparently even a well-managed excel tracker can’t control.
Lauren is having a great time enjoying the spoils of the dating apps - but then she finds out first-hand about the Anti-Hoon laws in Melbourne and a string of coincidences and consequences leave her a little bit speechless.
Lauren receives a rather questionable and anonymous picture... and sets out on a mission with Alex to discover the culprit - leading to a series of technological mishaps and backfires.
Lauren sleeps with a narcissist who turns out to have more than one complication to his name, and as she struggles with the consequences, she's also faced with more than one new arrival to her split-family dynamic.
Lauren jumps in for a penny and learns first-hand about the "Three Shag Rule" and its surprising repercussions, whilst trying to secure a 'respectable' date for the work event she forgot about.
Lauren's confronted with a bit more than she anticipated during a steamy date, but she isn't the only one who will be dealing with a dose of humiliation by the end of the week.
Lauren makes a repeat mistake and decides to shake it off in a slightly unconventional way... but she didn't bargain for some unexpected visitors and a series of stressful delays getting in her way.
Lauren has a messy work-night out and is forced to face the reality of just exactly what a split household means - her cumulative hangover really peaks when Alex gives her some shocking news.
Lauren says goodbye to her parents and finds out about an unfortunate file being shared at work. On top of that, she has to deal with some confronting home truths.
