Love. Treason. Death?
Gird your loins for the tragic tale of Lady Jane Grey, the young Tudor noblewoman who was Queen of England for nine days and then beheaded, back in good ol’ 1553. Actually... f*ck that. We’re retelling history the way it should have happened: the damsel in distress saves herself. This is an epic tale of true love and high adventure set in an alt-universe of action, history, fantasy, comedy, romance, and rompy-pompy. Buckle up.
Meet Lady Jane Grey. Brilliant, but more usefully, beautiful. And about to have the worst day of her life. (So far.)
What’s worse: when you have the raging horn for an unmitigated scoundrel? Or when he has a deep dark secret that could get you both killed?
Midnight quests in the woods, spanking, feasts, duels, murder and snogging. This episode has it all.
Jane is Queen and people keep trying to kill her. Pass the wine.
Mary is coming for Jane’s crown. Frances is coming for Guildford. And the nobility is coming to get hammered at Jane’s Coronation Banquet.
Missing: the roguish consort to the Queen of England. If you have any idea as to his whereabouts, do let us know.
Jane is on trial for treason. And Guildford, Edward and Fitz are determined to save her. Typical men.
Our intrepid heroine might lose her head... but she won’t lose her cool.
