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A group of women assess the contents of social media profiles submitted by viewers.
Seasons
Episode 1
You are a Development Executive
1h 30m
Your mommies have returned as a selfless act of fan service
Episode 2
WOMEN listen to a MAN for 60 minutes
1h 26m
The people spoke: your mommies had to listen to Avi speak
Episode 3
Open Mic Night
1h 33m
THREE BEAN ROASTERS x THE PERFECT WOMEN present: Open Mic Night Evening Webcam Talent Show (feat. guest barista Derek Estevez-Olsen)
Episode 4
Community Outreach Workshop
1h 13m
Fans are aggressively listened to. The future of the show hangs in the balance.
Episode 5
ROAST of EMILY
1h 21m
Emily sits and takes it as Dril, Sarah Squirm, Derek Estevez-Olsen, Brace Belden, Max Simonet, Mary Kobayashi, Alison Stevenson, Megan Koester, and a few random virgins annihilate her good name. Because the FANS wanted TEARS
Episode 6
How Jewish Is My Pet?
1h 13m
Emily died but some cats and dogs called in
Episode 7
Improv Night
1h 9m
You 100% forced us to do this #FansFirst
Episode 8
32 Koalas You Should F**k
1h 26m
A caller gets revenge assistance. Patreon VIP Instagram profiles are reviewed. Laundry gets folded.
Episode 9
FISH TANK
1h 9m
Can you swim with the fishes? Can you call in and pitch your business ideas in a way not at all resembling a popular television program? CAN YOU?
Episode 10
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
1h 2m
You should have appreciated her more. But the show must go on.
Episode 11
Perfect After Dark
1h 24m
The divorced one is gone. Now the show must go on... hornier.
Episode 12
Perfect After Dark 2: Love Me Tinder
1h 23m
Provided free of charge: constructive criticism of your Tinder profiles (w/ special guest Brooke "The Bruce" Bundy)
Episode 13
Reheated Tinder Leftovers
1h 18m
Megan returns to Tinder profiles and coronavirus variants and terrible audio quality
Episode 14
Ask Mommy Anything
1h 5m
Have questions for your mommies? Call in LIVE at: tiny.cc/perfectwomen
Episode 15
Help Emily Walk Again
1h 11m
Special Guest Master of Ceremonies @Dril & the simp army turned out for Emily in her hour of need- but was it enough?
Episode 16
Date Me, Mommy
1h 23m
Alison has deleted all the dating apps, so it's time to call in anonymously & see how compatible you are with the horniest Mommy... and she'll pick a winner at the end.
Episode 17
First Date LIVE! Date Me Mommy: Endgame
1h 15m
You are all cordially invited to creep on Alison & Donny's first date as it happened LIVE (feat. 3rd and 4th wheels Megan & Emily)
Episode 18
Mommies at the Movies
1h 20m
What does your taste in movies say about you?
Episode 19
Battle of the Brands
1h 23m
Help the mommies find a sponsor!
Episode 20
HORNY is BACK
1h 9m
After some time off, the mommies have burning questions for you - PERFECT AFTER DARK Volume III is here.
Episode 21
Build-A-FetLife-Profile Workshop
1h 3m
Perfect After Dark IV: the mommies expand their media empire to the Facebook of kink
Episode 22
The Search for a More Perfect Woman, Vol.1
1h 12m
Stepmommy Helen is here. Maybe she won't leave you?
Episode 23
How Jewish is my Pet? II
1h 26m
The Search for a More Perfect Woman continues with stepmommydaddy Brace Belden (TrueAnon)
Episode 24
Is this your new mommy?
1h 24m
The Search for a More Perfect Woman Vol. 3 presents: stepmommy Scarlett Kapella @therealbitchyoustrippin
Episode 25
THE RESULTS ARE IN
1h 11m
WHO will be the new mommy? Don't miss the trilling conclusion of The Search for a More Perfect Woman!
Episode 26
Some Kind of Momster
1h 9m
Desperate to speed up the healing process, the mommies turn to a professional.
Episode 27
A Very Perfect Holiday Special
1h 40m
The mommies end 2021 on an aggressively festive note.
Episode 28
The Yasssification of Megan
1h 15m
Big changes in store for 2022.
Episode 29
Tokholm Syndrome
1h 16m
It's time to stop delaying the inevitable and go #viral.
Episode 30
Tok Viral to Me
1h 15m
Look, this is going to keep happening until we go #viral.
Episode 31Latest episode
Tok'n on Heaven's Door
1h 21m
Go #viral or ascend and become beings of pure light.
