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The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
Seasons
Episode 1
Manicure
2m
Mary-Kate’s nail art should hang in a museum.
Episode 2
Lost in Translation
3m
Mary-Kate makes a French connection.
Episode 3
Breaking Up
3m
Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.
Episode 4
Dinner with Hoffman
3m
The Oscar creeper sabotages Mary-Kate and Sarkozy’s date.
Episode 5Instagram
2m
Who wants daiquiris??? #nofilter
Episode 6
Evaluations
3m
Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.
Episode 7
Shrooms
3m
Mary-Kate and Jewish-Looking Girl trip into friendship.
Episode 8
Conference Call
3m
Mary-Kate needs help with a homework assignment, and enlists the help of everyone she knows.
Episode 9
Drinking Game
3m
Mary-Kate creates her own drinking game, and quickly gets sick of it.
Episode 10
Bad Connection
3m
Bodyguard and Mary-Kate’s relationship takes a turn for the staticky.
Episode 11
Presentation 5
3m
Mary-Kate gives a presentation about the Wig Party.
Episode 12Latest episode
Diamonds Are My Only Friends
3m
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