Abolish Everything!

Alison Leiby, Michael Cruz Kayne, Johnathan Appel, and Jo Sunday abolish chiropractors, saying ceviche is cooked in the lime juice, evolution, and leaving when we’re done hanging out. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Ben Doyle, Lily Du, and Andy Vega.

Sean McGowan, Alex Krokus, Sarah Smallwood Parsons, and Sabrina Wu abolish the number five, cover letters, the cryptozoology community, and gay guys taking pictures of other people. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Dan Toomey, Gianmarco Soresi, and Andy Vega.

Emily Wilson, Jacklyn Uweh, Ashton Womack, and Martin Herlihy abolish being proud of reading girl books, movie trailers, white history, and mosquitoes and flies and also the way people react when you say you haven’t seen The Shawshank Redemption. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Josh Nasser, Nicole Conlan, and Andy Vega.

Sofía Manfredi, Tej Khanna, Jason Siegel, and Rose Kelso abolish going to Antarctica, interracial breakups, sharing a name with a famous person, and weed. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Glo Tavarez, Jamie Linn Watson, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

The votes are in! Fan-favorite season one competitors Alise Morales, Matthew Krol, Adam Chase, and Ben Doyle return for one more shot at victory. Topics include the Doomsday Clock, the very concept of redemption, children doing plays, and idiopathic pulmonary arterial hypertension. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Josh Nasser, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

Martin Urbano, Brian McManus, Chloe Radcliffe, and Demi Adejuyigbe abolish AMC pre-movie ads, Catholic shame, inviting straight girls to gay bars, and podcasting. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Zach Schiffman, Brielle DeMirjian, Ceara O’Sullivan, and Andy Vega.

Sam Corbin, Yedoye Travis, Patrick Willems, and Chine Ikoro abolish email signoffs, the law, those rabbits that are so big they’re like the size of dogs, and white men calling Chine a “Black Queen.” Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Josh Nasser, Meredith Deitz, Lily Du, and Andy Vega.

Phil Jamesson, Cara Michelle Smith, Macy Gilliam, and Milly Tamarez abolish writing down ideas in your notes app in the middle of the night, going to the beach at night, texting Macy just “hi,” and iPhones.