Bang, Bang, It's Reeves and Mortimer

Sinead O'Connor joins in the fun as Vic forks out for a new vacuum cleaner and Paul Baron organises a talent competition in which viewers are treated to a bizarre rendition of a Deep Purple classic. Plus, a slot featuring a group of German dancers with inflatable breasts.

The Stotts conduct a high-brow interview with Nick Ross of Crimewatch and the hunt is on for America's most incredible vegetable. A talent show is held at the club and it looks like the judges will have their work cut out : the contestants range from a man with a dead fox on his head to a farmer with an astoundingly large piece of machinery.

The Stotts interview model Caprice and a crazed hillbilly kidnaps a quartet of celebrities. Kinky John's new boy-band Mandate strut their funky stuff at the Club, while Vic takes home a ship's engine for his attic.

The usual pan-slinging escalates to the point of whole cookers being thrown, while Kinky John faces being usurped at the club by Les Dennis. Sniffing becomes the order of the day, and hypnotist Paul McKenna falls under the spell of Donald and Davey Stott.